Life Without Toilet Paper Is Better

Frank Bures at Vice:

If you were walking barefoot through your yard, and felt the unpleasant squish of fresh dog do through your toes, what would be your reaction? Would you think, “Geez, I need to get some dry, easily torn paper to smear this off my foot”?

No. You would quickly get yourself to a hose, or a sink. You would find some soap. And you would scrub your foot off using your hands.”

Don’t thank me for sharing this.

Really. Don’t. I don’t ever want to discuss it.

Mitch W @MitchW