I was having fun with a telemarking scammer and they hung up on me and I’m disappointed.

CALLER: “I’m calling from [mumble] about an order for an Apple MacBook Pro and Apple AirPods that you placed and that is being delivered to Houston, Texas.”

ME [slowly, confused]: “It’s for a … apple?”

CALLER: “Yes, an Apple MacBook Pro—a laptop computer—and Apple AirPods. You will be charged $1,667. Did you place that order.”

ME [slowly, still confused]: “… Apples don’t have ears?”

Then they hung up. Damn, I was just getting started.

Mitch W @MitchW