I don’t like Halloween. It celebrates death and decay. I like a little of that—I loved the Addams Family and Beetlejuice. But an entire month of zombies and skeletons is too much.

Also, while I like people changing up their identities, confining it to a single day seems unhealthy. People should change up their identities all the time.

This is just me. If you love Halloween, I’m fine with that.

Christmas, on the other hand, is awesome. I’m a Jew for Christmas.