A Magic 8 Ball would be a superior weather predictor to my iPhone weather apps
iPhone weather app, at noon: “Buckle up, motherfucker, you and your house are flying to Kansas!”
Same weather app a few minutes ago: Um, no biggie, but you might get some light rain in a few minutes. Or not. Either way, don’t worry about it."
Amount of rain and wind received in the intervening 3.5 hours: Zero.