Several weeks ago, I switched from my fancypants Aeropress coffee setup to a simple drip machine.

Since then, every morning, I barely remember to put the carafe in before starting the coffee machine.

One day I will forget and end up with a huge wet coffee disaster on the floor.

I feel like there’s a metaphor here for the inevitability of death or some shit like that, but I can’t figure it out because I haven’t had enough coffee yet.