People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a “common purpose.” Because pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they’re going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking.

When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.

I increasingly agree with these two quotes by George Carlin.