Today I learned Carrie Preston and Michael Emerson are married for 26 years. Given the types of characters they play, I am gobsmacked.

Preston’s signature role is as Elsbeth Tascione, a brilliant attorney who presents as an utter ditz—sort of a female Columbo. She played that role on The Good Wife and a couple of its spinoffs.

Emerson plays delicious, sociopathic villains on “Evil” and “Lost.”

Also, now I want to see an Evil/Elsbeth crossover.