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ME: [Closes MacBook, looking guilty, as Julie enters room]
JULIE: “What were you looking at?”
ME: “Nothing! I was just sitting.”
JULIE:
ME: “I was looking at home repair tips!”
JULIE:
ME: “I was shopping for a gift for you!”
JULIE:
ME: “Fine! I admit it! I was looking at porn! Nasty, filthy, disgusting, kinky, perverted porn!”
JULIE: “Don’t give me that! You were looking at productivity videos on YouTube again!”
ME: [ashamed] “Yes. Yes I was.”