Qualified people get fired or leave. Sycophants, stooges, frauds, charlatans, lackeys, lickspittles, bootlickers, and phonies take over. And this prescription is being filled across all of government, making the prognosis for the country’s health, both now and into the future, increasingly bleak.

Dave Pell, NextDraft

The latest government cut made by the Trump administration is a single consonant. But it’s a pretty important one. At this point, the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) might as well be renamed the CD, as RFK Jr’s quackery-based attacks on facts and science are squeezing out the experts who know something about the control and prevention part of the job.

Dave Pell, NextDraft

Mitchipedia Thursday, August 28, 2025

The TypePad service, which pioneered personal blogging, is shutting down. Both TypePad and the software it was based on, Movable Type, were fantastic back in the day; I used both. WordPress lapped them.

TypePad is like one of those elderly vigodaesque actors who, when you see their obit, you say, “They were still alive?”


On r/ObsidianMD: Core insights for Obsidian beginners

I’m back on the Obsidian train again. These all look like good tips, except for the one about folders. You’ll take my folders away from me when you pry them from my cold dead hands.


Kobo now supports Instapaper.

I updated my Kobo to support Instapaper yesterday. It seems fine. All my Instapaper articles now seem to be on my Kobo. I haven’t tried reading anything on the Kobo yet, which, tbh, is how I generally use a read-it-later app: I save articles to the app and then don’t read 99% of them.


“What is very funny about being a specialist in juvenile law is that I never… actually liked children?”


Dave Winer wants you to think differently about WordPress. He wants you to see it as something comparable to Mastodon and BlueSky.

I’ve been watching Dave’s work with WordPress closely. I find his approach to blogging very simpatico.

I hosted my personal blog on WordPress until 2022, but ultimately decided it was not suited to my style of blogging. WordPress doesn’t like short, untitled posts. Maybe that will change. Maybe it has changed.


Alex P. has made breaking HR recruiting chatbots his mission:

Look, when a chatbot asks me, “Why do you want to work here?” I don’t respond with: “Because your mission statement aligns with my long term career goals.” No. I say: “Because your CEO looks like the kind of man who smells faintly of cinnamon rolls, and that’s a leadership quality I respect.” When it asks for weaknesses, I don’t write “perfectionism.” I write: “Free pizza Fridays. I physically cannot resist.”

Mitchellaneous CXXIV: Thirteen things I saw on the Internet





Holiday Inn, 1971. This photo smells like cigarettes.








Mitchellaneous CXXIII: Thirteen things I saw on the Internet

IKEA catalog from the 1970s. reddit.com/r/OldScho…_catalog_from_the_1970s/


The Executive Room www.tumblr.com/oldshowbi…

Billy Joel played piano bar there for six months in 1972, and based “Piano Man” on the experience and people he met there popspotsnyc.com/billy_joel_piano_man/



Vivian Vance, Lucille Ball & William Frawley taking a break while filming I Love Lucy. reddit.com/r/Vintage…_vance_lucille_ball_william_frawley_taking/


The Curse of The Obelisk by Ron Goulart, cover art by James Warhola reddit.com/r/badscif…_curse_of_the_obelisk_by_ron_goulart_cover_art/





Carrie Fisher and John Belushi on the set of The Blues Brothers in 1979 www.tumblr.com/mostlysig…


The Steel House, Robert Bruno www.tumblr.com/digitvint…


Mitchipedia: Monday, August 25, 2025

Nobody’s Buying Homes, Nobody’s Switching Jobs—and America’s Mobility Is Stalling. The paralysis has left many people in houses that are too small, in jobs they don’t love or shackled with ‘golden handcuffs.’ [WSJ]


A few days ago, I rewatched the trailer for the original RoboCop, which came out 40 years ago. A title card said the movie was set in 2029, and for a brief instant I was back in the 80s and I thought, “Wow the distant future!”


More DEI! Louder! Racism has turned a corporate buzzword into a moral imperative. [Hamilton Nolan] I love this. We need a symbol or flag for DEI.


I’m checking out Recall, based on journalist Casey Newton’s recommendation. It’s an app designed for building a personal knowledge base of articles, videos and other stuff you’ve seen on the Internet. It has survived the 15-minute test for me.

Mitchellaneous CXXII: Twelve things I saw on the Internet

Mitchipedia: Friday, Aug. 22, 2025

Journalist Casey Newton rounds up the productivity tools that he currently uses. www.platformer.news/productiv…

In my experience, most people use software tools only begrudgingly, and will go to great lengths to avoid ever having to learn a new one. For some percentage of tech enthusiasts, though, trying out new software is a hobby all unto itself.

I count myself among this pathological second group, and will regularly drop everything to try out a new to-do app for no productive reason at all.

That’s me! And I often return to tools I’ve previously abandoned, to see if they’ve changed or I’ve changed enough to find them useful. I did that yesterday with Obsidian.

His use of AI is different from my own, but we have the same philosophy, and I think I will try some of his ideas. “… there are things that AI does for me that I would now hate to do myself, and hope never to do again.” I use AI to write marketing copy, which I then revise, often extensively; suggest headlines, article descriptions, three-bullet article summaries, transition paragraphs and to help me prepare for interviews. I also use AI as a kind of super-Google for research; I’m a good researcher, and AI makes me a better researcher.

What I do not use AI for, professionally, is doing interviews and writing. Those are the core of my work, and I’m great at doing them.


That feeling when you find out one of your absolute favorite novels by one of your absolute favorite writers is becoming a movie: An animated movie based on Robert A. Heinlein’s “Citizen of the Galaxy” is in the works. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/mo…

This movie could potentially be great. “Citizen” is both deeply personal and a galaxy-spanning space opera that could look spectacular onscreen.

Mitchellaneous CXX: Thirteen things I saw on the Internet

Mitchipedia: Thursday, Aug. 21, 2025

Common wisdom is that cats and humans first came together in a symbiotic relationship, with cats hunting vermin. But new research suggests that Egyptians first domesticated cats for a darker purpose — mass sacrifice. www.sciencefocus.com/news/cree…


Today I learned that if you search YouTube for the word “swingers,” most of the results will not be for the beloved 1996 comedy-drama starring Vince Vaughan and Jon Favreau.


Mitchellaneous CXIX: Thirteen things I saw on the Internet

I’m back to Obsidian after 10 months in the wilderness

I was an Obsidian addict for years until October 2024, when I decided to use DevonThink for a while. But this week I listened to the Verge’s interview with Obsidian CEO Steph “kepano” Ango and decided to take another look at Obsidian. And I like it. I think I’ll stick with it.

So what are the major advances in Obsidian since October? I know about Bases, and am looking forward to learning about that. What else?

What am I likely to have forgotten in my 10 months wandering in exile?

Yes, I know I can answer these questions by exploring the documentation, forums and various communities. And I plan to do that. But I also think it might be fun to have this discussion here. Those of you who are bothered by my request can feel free to ignore this topic and enjoy this video instead.

I almost came home with another dog this morning, a sweet-faced chihuahua/German shepherd mix. (And isn’t that an unlikely romance?) The woman walking her said she was a foster, and available for adoption. But I resisted temptation.

The foster dog showed no interest in either me or Minnie, and the woman said the foster has a history of being hostile to men. Also, Julie definitely does not want another dog. So I see no reason why adopting that dog would have been a bad idea.

The scarcity of public toilets is a perfect example of American thinking in 2025. Americans would literally shit their pants to avoid the possibility of reducing a homeless person’s suffering.

A good day for our man Gavin

Some days, I hate Gavin Newsom. Some days I love him.

A few months ago, I announced to a friend that if Gavin Newsom is the nominated candidate for President in 2028, I would quit the party. This was around the time that Newsom was hosting his MAGA-curious podcast and making anti-trans statements.

But other days, I have felt like if the Democrats don’t nominate Newsom, I’ll walk.

I was loving Newsom beginning August 14. That was a good day for our man Gavin.

Newsom held a firecracker of a press conference Thursday, announcing the launch of a statewide effort to fight back against Trump’s attempts to rig Texas' elections..

Trump and his cronies are nakedly and without pretense planning to gerrymander Texas, redrawing district lines to generate five additional Congressional seats for the Republican Party.

Newsom and his allies said, effectively, fine then. You gerrymander Texas, we’ll gerrymander California for the Democrats.

Perhaps equally important was the plain language Newsom used:

“California will not sit idle as Trump and his Republican lapdogs shred our country’s democracy before our very eyes," he said. “In just six months, Trump’s unchecked power has cost Americans billions and taken an ax to the greatest democracy we’ve ever known. This moment calls for urgency and action – that is what we are putting before voters this November, a chance to fight back against his anti-American ways.”

Unlike Trump’s naked power grab, the Election Rigging Response Act will be decided by California voters in November. And it will be a temporary change, through 2030, with redistricting returning to the state Citizens Redistricting Commission. And it keeps California’s current Congressional maps if Texas and other states also keep their original maps.

“The damage the Trump administration is causing to our country is clear: masked agents terrorizing communities, tax dollars wasted on military stunts, allies alienated, and loyalists hired to replace public servants,” said Senator Alex Padilla. “This administration is out of control—and the Election Rigging Response Act is how California defends our democracy and fights back.”

And there were a roster of other patriotic Democrats joining Newsom, including San Diego’s Lorena Gonzaez, president of the California Federation of Labor Unions, AFL-CIO; and La Mesa’s State Sen. Akilah Weber Pierson, M.D., chair of the California Legislative Black Caucus.

Under the redistricting proposal, the 48th Congressional District, straddling Riverside and San Diego Counties and held by Rep. Darrell Issa, would move from “safe Republican” to a “lean Democratic” seat.

Newsom trolled Trump on social media:

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

The specifics of Newsom’s proposal are important, but it’s also important what it represents: Democratic willingness to fight for America.

Newsom’s fighting spirit is a refreshing change for a party that has seemingly spent the last decade or more as the party that “would bring a pencil to the knife fight," as Ken Martin, chair of the Democratic National Committee, said.

During Newsom’s press conference, Trump demonstrated what’s at stake.. Trump sent more than a dozen Border Patrol agents, masked and armed, to stand outside the press venue. It was a show of force meant to intimidate California and force us to bend the knee.

The show of courage by Newsom, Democratic leaders and allies was great. It was a refreshing moment in a time when — as one person said on social media — “its just nothing but bad news these days. even the good news is just ‘federal judge temporarily pauses bad news’".

But it’s not enough. Newsom is still the man who loaned his platform to MAGA extremists and spoke out against trans people. The Democratic Party needs to decide firmly and definitively whether it represents all the American people — including trans people — or attempt to pander to Republican supporters who will never support us.

I wrote this for the newsletter of the La Mesa-Foothills Democratic Club, where I am a board member at large.

 I dislike Discord

I dislike it so much that I’ve decided to stop participating in all Discord forums.

Reddit and webforums (particularly those based on Discourse software) are great. Even mailing lists can be pretty good.

But Discord is a mess. Too many channels. Every time I visit one, it’s like I’m walking in on the middle of a conversation and have no idea what people are talking about.

Discord is meant for people who live on Discord and pop in a couple of times an hour to catch up. That’s not me.

I’m feeling a little the same way about timelines — Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads and Facebook and of course X. In the case of timelines, it all seems to be people talking past each other. Tumblr is better, but mostly I’m on Tumblr for the memes and vintage illustrations and photos.

Venice floats on millions of tree trunks that workers pounded vertically into the mud over a thousand years to erect vast stone buildings on top of floating foundations. This is wild, and I had no idea. www.bbc.com/future/ar…

“We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).… A city without well-maintained restrooms is a city where many of the chronically ill cannot leave their homes, and where the homeless are criminalized for bodily functions.” www.tumblr.com/vautour-c…

Questionable coffee

I bought a new coffee on Sunday and did not care for it, but I’ve been continuing to drink it because my parents grew up in the Great Depression, and they would rise from their graves and admonish me if I threw out perfectly usable food.

But it occurred to me yesterday that if I put the coffee in the chest freezer, that would not be throwing it out. And that’s what I did, and I bought a couple of bags of our usual Sumatra, which we like.

And now the bad coffee will live in the freezer forever, slowly working its way to the bottom, like deep-sea creatures sinking to the ocean depths, where the coffee will spend eternity with other foods we have no use for but can’t bear to throw out, such as the bread pudding I bought a few years ago, not realizing I was buying a whole loaf of bread pudding, and foolishly put in the freezer before I had cut the loaf into individual portions. (What the hell am I going to do with a massive loaf of frozen-solid bread pudding? It wasn’t even good bread pudding.)

One day, hopefully in the distant future, Julie and I will both be dead, and the Questionable Coffee will be our heirs' problem.

Things that don’t bother me that seem to bother other people:

  • Apologizing when I’m wrong. Just do it and get it over with. It’s a lot more trouble to twist yourself up in knots justifying bad behavior. Everybody fucks up now and then. Apologize and move on.
  • Going bald. When I was young, I had long, thick hair. If there were an inexpensive, low-hassle way to get that hair back, I’d do it, but no such treatment exists, so that’s that. When I had a full head of hair, it was wild, and I had to beat it into submission every day. This way is more convenient, and I look ok as I am.
  • Picking up dog poop.

Today I’ve been messaging folks I haven’t communicated with in years, and it’s been interesting to see what the last messages we sent each other were, three years ago or whatever.

Maga’s boss class think they are immune to American carnage: They’re in for a surprise. pluralistic.net/2025/08/1…

Cory Doctorow:

… The Maga base wants a bunch of stuff that the Maga elites would never tolerate, but that’s OK, because the Maga elites are pretty sure they will never have to suffer under the laws they pass for others. Peter Theil is happy to support a political movement whose dominant factions would like to put him – and every other gay man – in a concentration camp, because he’s pretty sure that only applies to the poor gays, not the billionaire gays.

Financiers who back Trump know that they can afford to transport their daughters, wives, mistresses and the housekeepers, babysitters and teenagers they impregnate across state lines (or national borders) to get an abortion should the need arise. Their participation in Maga was a bet that after victory was attained, the base could be made to settle for performative cruelty against people other than them.

MAGA’s boss class are counting on so-called moderate Democrats to bail them out when the bubble pops, as happened in 2008, Cory says.

Or they will count on that bailout. For now, I don’t think they’re thinking that far ahead. They’re thinking the hell-bound train will never arrive at its destination.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That…

Here’s something that I’m thinking about: The subprime mortgage bubble in 2008 looted the financial sector. That was catastrophic, but the feds dipped into the rest of the economy to bail out the financial sector.

Today’s looters, led by Trump, are pillaging the entire economy. When they’re done, will there be anything left to bail them out with?

Civilizations fall. It could well be our turn. And that turn may come within a few years, or even months.

No, these thoughts don’t keep me up at night. They’re too big to contemplate. I just go along living my day-to-day life, not too different from how I lived it in the 2010s.

Scams And Bribery Are Becoming the Foundation of Our Economy. “The United States government taking steps to deliberately introduce cryptocurrency into the heart of our nation’s economy is kind of like a healthy person deciding to pick up a syringe and inject an unknown, harmful virus into themselves. Stick it right in the heart there!” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/scams-a…

Events that mark the passing of the year: New Year’s Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, my birthday, buying another year’s supply of dog poop bags, Labor Day, Julie’s birthday, etc.

Our two elderly cats, who previously hated each other and couldn’t stand to be in the same room, now lay companionably next to each other on the bed or on the floor.

They seem to have grown fond of each other. For now. It may be leading to a whole “whatever happened to baby Jane” situation.

Also, they were both terribly afraid of the dog, and kept to the back of the house, but now they are conscious of which room the dog is in, and will roam freely around the other rooms.

Seriously, I am confused by these changes. If they were acting badly, I would attribute it to feline dementia, but what accounts for this sudden outburst of more well adjusted behavior?

ICE arrested a mother outside a Chula Vista, San Diego, elementary school for overstaying her visa. They arrested Kyungjin Yu, an immigrant from South Korea, as students were arriving for class. www.kpbs.org/news/bord…

Trump has said America was at its richest 1870-1913, a time when the average life expectancy was about 48 and many children died before their fifth birthday. Trump wants to go back to that. By Molly Jong-Fast. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/1…

The A.O.C. Deepfake Was Terrible. The Proposed Solution Is Delusional. By Zeynep Tufekci. Some clown distributed a deepfake video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez denouncing the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad as racist. Andrew Cuomo denounced AOC. But it never happened. AOC never said it. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/1…

A unvaccinated teen-ager brought 2025’s first case of measles to San Diego County. He may have exposed others in Scripps Clinic Torrey Pines Urgent Care and Rady Children’s Emergency Department. timesofsandiego.com/health/20…

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth resposted a video of a self-described Christian nationalist pastor whose church doesn’t believe women should be allowed to vote. “Doug Wilson, senior pastor of Christ Church in Idaho, said during the interview with CNN that, ‘Women are the kind of people that people come out of.’ … In the CNN interview, Wilson also defended previous comments where he had said there was mutual affection between slaves and their masters. He also said that sodomy should be recriminalized….. In his repost of the interview on the platform X, Hegseth added, ‘All of Christ for All of Life.’….

“Chief Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell told NPR in an emailed statement on Saturday that Hegseth is a ‘proud member of a church affiliated with the Congregation of Reformed Evangelical Churches,’ which was founded by Wilson.”

www.kpbs.org/news/poli…

Dave Pell: “As crazy as you think these guys are, they’re crazier.”

nextdraft.com/archives/…

AOL is discontinuing dial-up internet service after 34 years. Though AOL says the number of dial-up subscribers it has is in the thousands, the US government estimates that about 265,000 people still depend on dial-up Internet. I am more surprised to learn AOL is still around than I am to learn dial up is still around. www.techspot.com/news/1090…

How AI, Healthcare, and Labubu Became the US Economy. “… the US is becoming Las Vegas - but everywhere. We are essentially building a glorified, speculative fantasy while China focuses on the foundational, ‘boring’ work of scientific and technological advancement.” kyla.substack.com/p/how-ai-…

A bleak assessment by Kyla Scanlon. But she ends on a cautiously hopeful note. We have the skills and labor to turn the U.S., and the west, around. We need the will and leadership.

Good ideas are popular: But they’re impolitic. “In democracies, we’re told, politicians exist to reflect and enact the popular will; but the truth is, politicians’ primary occupation is thwarting the will of the people, in preference to the will of a small group of wealthy, powerful people.” Most people around the world support socialism and socialist policies. But politicians don’t represent most people; politiians represent the super-wealthy. Fortunately, the super-wealthy hate each other, which gives the people people opportunity to enact policies that benefit all. By Cory Doctorow pluralistic.net/2025/08/0…

“Super weird to have innocuously added a silly personal anecdote to a post you didn’t realize was super popular… Only to have it cross your dash a week later and find out that like 12,000 people think you’re lying. ¯_(ツ)_/¯” www.tumblr.com/dduane/79…

“…. watching otherwise “progressive” people start to parrot jokes about like “Clanker with a hard R” and “screws will not replace us” and whatnot is like 🫥 “ www.tumblr.com/reverieau…

RFK Jr. wants a wearable on every America. That future’s not as healthy as he thinks. www.theverge.com/analysis/…

Victoria Song talks from personal experience how wearables can lead to obsessive thinking and create more problems than they solve. “My first three years with wearables wrecked my relationship with food.”

Song doesn’t even mention other important issues: RFK Jr. is a malevolent lunatic, possibly more dangerous than even Trump. RFK’s deranged theories about health could potentially kill millions of people. And he wants to put a surveillance device on every American.

I just used the word “deliverables” in an email non-ironically. I feel dirty and not in a good way.

On Reddit: What are some weird things you do at your desk because you WFH and would never do in the office? reddit.com/r/WFH/com…

Me: Nostril excavation. I’m a nose-pickin fiend. Gotta remember to keep my fingers away from my beezer when I’m on a video call.

Masked government-employed thugs harassed and threatened a couple of American citizens for the crime of being brown while driving around looking for places they might want to go camping sometime. www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loca…

The couple, George and Esmeralda Doilez, voted for Trump in 2020 and 2024, and say they are surprised by his extremism.

AI Is Here, and a Quiet Havoc Has Begun. Everyone knows artificial intelligence will destroy a lot of jobs. But not how soon it is going to happen. By Peggy Noonan. www.wsj.com/opinion/a…

Will AI destroy jobs? Automation, in the past, has created more demand for knowledge work. Spreadsheets increased demand for accounting, even though much of the work accountants did was automated away.

Also, we don’t know whether AI can actually do these jobs that are being replaced. All we know is that people doing the hiring are panicking. Like Cory Doctorow says: AI doesn’t threaten your job. Your job is threatened by your idiot manager who thinks AI can do your job.

I am repulsed by AI chatbots' attempts to emulate human behavior, and have all of that switched off in my ChatGPT customization.

Maybe one day we’ll achieve AGI or artificial superintelligence, but I see no reason to believe it’s coming anytime within the next 25 years or so. I view these ideas the way I view other ideas I first encountered in science fiction, like contact with alien intelligence or time travel. Could these things happen? Most definitely. Yes. Absolutely. But we have no reason to believe they will happen anytime soon, or ever.

Meanwhile, I use ChatGPT to suggest passphrases, synonyms, do currency conversions, and suggest article descriptions, headlines, transitions, introductions and conclusions to reports, and do first drafts of the occasional LinkedIn post and business email. And more. I am very happy to do so.

But ChatGPT is not my friend and it’s certainly not my lover.

Dave Winer on ChatGPT5:

The big lie is that they want you to believe this is human. This is a carnival stand imitation of a human. It may be that it’s getting worse, or it’s always been this way and I’m seeing more clearly. It was and is still a miracle, but nothing like what was in the science fiction books.

daveverse.org/2025/08/0…

Dave uses ChatGPT in ways very similar to how I do. He makes heavy use of it, but does not personify it.

This is why wireless is so weird right now. www.fierce-network.com/wireless/…

Is “A Candle in the Wind” or “Highway to Hell” more emblematic of the state of wireless in the aftermath of T-Mobile’s US Cellular acquisition? My colleague Monica Alleven assesses the state of things on Fierce Network.

Unfortunately, Terry Gilliam’s Brazil still holds up, 40 years after its release. “Wildly inventive at every turn, Gilliam’s satirical vision of a cruel and violent bureaucracy rings eerily true of this political moment.” www.theverge.com/film/7193…

The U.S. Air Force will deny retirement pay to transgender service members being separated from the service. This is a disgraceful betrayal of people who pledged their lives to serve their fellow citizens. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/08/0…

Dear Leader did not do military service. He had bone spurs.

Harvard is laying off young researchers and shelving years and decades of work after the U.S. government’s stupid decision to cut funding for research into cures for multiple sclerosis and other neurodegenerative diseases, opioid addiction, cancer, and other afflictions. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/08/0…

But the White House is getting a $200 million ballroom to celebrate glorious Dear Leader.

‘Personality engineering’ puts a human face on telco AI agents. www.fierce-network.com/cloud/per…

My latest on Fierce Network. Amdocs is working with Nvidia on customizing AI customer service agents with human-like characteristics — they have faces and talk — to ensure they effectively represent telco brands. Trials delivered a remarkable 63% reduction in call handling time and a 50% uplift in first-call resolution and customer satisfaction. But AI agents may be facing backlash from consumers.

If you oppose the State of Israel, this post is not for you. coreyrobin.com/2025/08/0…

This quote in particular strikes close to home for me: “The stain of this abomination will forever be on the Jewish people because we have not stopped this.”

Minnie is a medium-sized dog, which means even though she isn’t that great on the leash, it’s OK because I can muscle her into line if she engages in undesirable behavior. I am sure this is not an option when you are a normal-sized woman walking two weimeraners. Even if one of the weimeraners only has three legs.

Our next-door neighbor adopted a three-legged dog, and I saw her walking both of her dogs this morning, and that’s nine legs total. 15 if you count me and Minnie. Both neighbor dogs are Weimeraners, and our neighbor is a normal-sized woman.

For me, like hundreds of millions of men around the world, every other morning I look in the mirror and say to myself, “shit I have to shave again today.”

We gave the cats flea treatments. The doctors say that I will now have to undergo many rounds of surgery and painful physical therapy, but I have a good chance of regaining the use of my shredded arms.

“After Hours” and “Barton Fink” are two movies where the trailers promised lighthearted comedy and I walked out of the theater feeling like I’d been punched in the face.

I’ve been trying out a couple of new web browsers and moving my newsletter subscriptions to different email addresses. The I-am-not-a-robot gauntlet has been brutal.