… in the US, the car, philosophically, is a house you drive around. While in China, EV manufacturers are treating them like giant smartphones.
— Ryan Broderick, Garbage Day. garbageday.email
… in the US, the car, philosophically, is a house you drive around. While in China, EV manufacturers are treating them like giant smartphones.
— Ryan Broderick, Garbage Day. garbageday.email
It’s a weekly research bulletin, called the Fierce Network Research Bulletin (it does what it says on the tin).
Kicking things off: a report on the state of US 5G. tl;dr dismal for now, but hopeful.
U.S. companies have been snoozing at 5G — and are losing to international counterparts. But they can regain the lead by playing to their strengths, says a director at the U.S. National Science Foundation (NSF), speaking unofficially.
The US is losing at 5G. But Next-G is just getting started [fierce-network.com].
OpenAI has an announcement Monday. openai.com
I feel like generative AI is on the verge of being great, but not quite there yet.
Nifty: Cometeer ships concentrated frozen gourmet coffee in single-service pods for your home and business. Dilute it and drink it hot or cold.
I found out about this when Marco Arment brought it up on the Accidental Tech Podcast.
Arment is a coffee enthusiast—he even roasted his own beans at home for a while—but he’s been busy, and his house, including his kitchen, is under construction, so he used Cometeer and bought take-out coffee.
He says the Cometeer coffee is excellent, but it is too expensive and too much hassle to make it a regular habit. Yes, it’s convenient once it’s in your freezer, but it has to be kept frozen until it’s there.
Cometeer ships in allotments of 32 or 64 one-cup pods. Their least expensive rate comes to $2 per cup. I guess that’s not bad for take-out coffee, but it’s too much for the coffee you have at home.
Still, a neat idea.
Arment is a tech podcaster (obvs, his podcast is called the Accidental Tech Podcast), developer of the Overcast podcast app, and formerly in charge of technology for Tumblr.
Google Cloud’s asteroid hunt could mean better AI models for astronomy. [fierce-network.com] Astronomers are working with Google Cloud to build AI models that detect asteroids, identifying nearly 30,000 candidates in a few weeks. The research has implications for pure science, of course, and to detect potential hazards to space navigation and threats to Earth. My colleague Diana Goovaerts reports.
Something I saw while walking the dog at the park this morning.
A young light-skinned, slender Black man with a thin beard, riding a skateboard, crouched and turned to the side, as skilled skateboarders can do.
A medium-sized dog ran joyously alongside the skateboarding man, mouth open and grinning.
The young man had the dog’s leash in one hand, and the other hand was outstretched, holding his phone.
I could see he was getting a perfect shot of the dog running.
The young man turned to look at me and dropped his jaw, as if to say, “This is amazing! Are you seeing this?!”
I dropped my own jaw in return as if to say, “I know! Amazing!”
This would have been a perfect shot for me too, of the young man on his skateboard with his phone and the joyously running dog. But by the time I thought of that, the moment had passed.
Are Americans losing their taste for Starbucks? “The whole concept got old,” one customer said. [cbsnews.com]
I rarely shop at Starbucks when I’m home, but it was a regular stop, sometimes multiple times daily, when I was traveling frequently on business in the teens.
This month, I had my first business trip since the pandemic—and I don’t think I stopped at Starbucks at all. I didn’t seem to be near a Starbucks when I was in the mood for coffee, not even at the airport.
Also, I don’t mind the coffee they serve at conferences. The coffee itself is bad, but I top it up with oat milk or soy milk and add a packet of Splenda, and it’s a tasty caffeinated beverage that contains coffee.
Jack Dorsey quits Bluesky board and urges users to stay on Elon Musk’s X [theguardian.com]
“Don’t depend on corporations to grant you rights,” Dorsey tweeted. “Defend them yourself using freedom technology. (you’re on one).”
What a load of bollocks. Musk pays lip service to free speech but he drops the ban-hammer on people who disagree with him, and when authoritarian governments ask him to do so.
Twitter and Musk are hardly underdog defenders of freedom against corporations. Twitter is a $41 billion corporation that practices censorship, and Musk is the third-wealthiest person in the world.
You’re not a sinner for gaining weight. You’re a typical product of a dysfunctional environment that makes it very hard to feel full. If you are angry about these drugs, remember the competition isn’t between you and your neighbor who’s on weight-loss drugs. It’s between you and a food industry constantly designing new ways to undermine your satiety. If anyone is the cheat here, it’s that industry. We should be united in a struggle against it and its products, not against desperate people trying to find a way out of this trap.
— Ozempic Is Repairing a Hole in Our Diets Created by Processed Foods [nytimes.com]
The “problematic punctuation point” messes up geographical databases. [bbc.com]
The writer Damon Knight said the apostrophe should simply be eliminated from the English language; it serves no purpose other than to make intelligent people look stupid.
You’re now going to tell me that the apostrophe denotes possession. No, it doesn’t.
My new favorite subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OhNoConsequences/. For people shocked by the consequences of their words or actions.
We watched the first episode of Fallout. It has given me many excellent ideas for interior design and fashion.
The AI-Generated Population Is Here, and They’re Ready to Work. AI that can predict how specific humans will look, act and feel could do the jobs of fashion models, focus group members and clinical trial participants [wsj.com]
Romance writer K. Renee was locked out of Google Docs without warning or explanation, losing access to 10 works-in-progress comprising 222,000 words. [wired.com]
“Hazel,” a self-described “tab hoarder,” kept 7,500 tabs open for two years. Then Firefox refused to restore the session. [techspot.com]
NYC early 1900’s [reddit.com]
A Native American girl of the Kiowa tribe Oklahoma 1894 [reddit.com]
500 Briggs St, Erie, Colorado. Late 1890s - Present [reddit.com]


Dinosaur Beach Keith Laumer 1971 (cover by Kelly Freas) [reddit.com]
The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez You Don’t Know [nytimes.com] — “… the coalition Democratic leaders could once rely on to defeat Mr. Trump is already falling apart, and their current strategy — to hammer the former president — may not be enough to win in November.”
Publicly, Gates has been almost entirely out of the picture at Microsoft since 2021, following allegations that he had behaved inappropriately toward female employees. In fact, Business Insider has learned, Gates has been quietly orchestrating much of Microsoft’s AI revolution from behind the scenes. Current and former executives say Gates remains intimately involved in the company’s operations – advising on strategy, reviewing products, recruiting high-level executives, and nurturing Microsoft’s crucial relationship with Sam Altman, the cofounder and CEO of OpenAI. In early 2023, when Microsoft debuted a version of its search engine Bing turbocharged by the same technology as ChatGPT, throwing down the gauntlet against competitors like Google, Gates, executives said, was pivotal in setting the plan in motion. While Nadella might be the public face of the company’s AI success – the Oz who built the yellow-brick road to a $3 trillion juggernaut – Gates has been the man behind the curtain.
Walter Molino 1915-1997, Italy, “Il Gatto Infuriato” 1967. The angry cat. [facebook.com]
Get a room, you two!
Reading about James Clavell. We have two episodes left to watch in “Shogun.” [en.m.wikipedia.org]
If the woman proceeded with the abortion, even in a state where the procedure remains legal, Davis would seek a full investigation into the circumstances surrounding the abortion and “pursue wrongful-death claims against anyone involved in the killing of his unborn child,” the lawyer wrote in a letter, according to records.



Dairy Barn was a drive-through convenience store popular on Long Island when I was growing up.

From “A Family Affair,” a Nero Wolfe novel by Rex Stout:
I have never understood why anybody passes up that bargain. It doesn’t cost a cent, and for that couple of minutes, you’re the star of the show, with top billing. It’s the only way that really counts for you to say I’m it, I’m the one that decides what’s going to happen and who’s going to make it happen. It’s the only time I really feel important and know I have a right to. Wonderful. Sometimes the feeling lasts all the way home if somebody doesn’t bump me.
Something I wrote: Walmart scales stupendous global network on open source fierce-network.com

I’ve been using the Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses for about a month now, and I’m finding even more reasons to wear them all the time.
If Apple came out with something like this that took prescription lenses and cost under, say, $1,500, I’d be tempted. If those glasses were equipped with a Siri version that had GPT-4’s excellent language recognition, I’d be even MORE tempted. If those glasses included facial recognition, I’d be in love—I am moderately faceblind and I hate that I go around not remembering people’s names.
Analee Newitz: Paul Linebarger was a US Army intelligence officer who pioneered psyops and wrote science fiction under the pseudonym “Cordwainer Smith.” His stories read today like Qanon conspiracy theories. [theatlantic.com]
Linebarger, who died of a heart attack in 1966 at age 53, could not have predicted that tropes from his sci-fi stories about mind control and techno-authoritarianism would shape 21st-century American political rhetoric. But the persistence of his ideas is far from accidental, because Linebarger wasn’t just a writer and soldier. He was an anti-communist intelligence operative who helped define U.S. psychological operations, or psyops, during World War II and the Cold War. His essential insight was that the most effective psychological warfare is storytelling. Linebarger saw psyops as an emotionally intense, persuasive form of fiction–and, to him, no genre engaged people’s imagination better than science fiction.
Newitz’s latest book is Stories Are Weapons: Psychological Warfare and the American Mind.

📷Something I saw while I was walking the dog


77 Types of Notes to Keep in #Obsidian [amerpie.lol] Also: 10 Lesser Known But Super Useful Obsidian Plugins [amerpie.lol]
Inner Cosmos with Stanford University neuroscientist David Eagleman: Is AI truly intelligent? How would we know if it got there? [eagleman.com]
Alt Text Hall of Fame [alttexthalloffame.org] — Honoring the excellent use of descriptive text on images for the benefit of the blind and vision impaired.
I’ve been trying to do more of that. AI is a big help.
The Comfortable Problem of Mid TV [nytimes.com] — We are entering a golden age for mediocre television, says critic James Poniewozik.
Mid is … what you get when you raise TV’s production values and lower its ambitions. It reminds you a little of something you once liked a lot…. It is prestige TV that you can fold laundry to.
Viticci sawed the display off a Macbook Air, attached an iPad in its place, and has been using that hideous chimera as his primary computer for a couple of months. The iPad functions as a display for the MacBook using Universal Control, or it can be used as just an iPad. [daringfireball.net]
They also talk about the importance of blogging, microblogging in the post-Twitter era, Viticci’s Macstories turning 15 and Gruber’s Daring Fireball turning 22, X’s resurgence as a place worth visiting, the European alternate app store, alternative browsers and more.
On the Last Archive podcast, Harvard journalist and historian Jill Lepore reads and discusses her respectful and affectionate 2013 New Yorker essay on Doctor Who. [open.spotify.com]
When I was growing up, science fiction was still fighting for respectability, so I’m still amazed whenever I learn a respected intellectual is a fan. Lepore is more of a mystery fan, but still.
Read the essay here: [newyorker.com]
Meeting Alaska’s broadband infrastructure challenge [fierce-network.com] — MTA’s Jessica Gilbert talks with my colleague Diana Goovaerts about connecting rural communities in the sprawling Alaska back-country.
Rusty Foster [todayintabs.com]:
Now we have a historically unpopular Democratic President stubbornly maintaining American involvement in a historically unpopular foreign war, for idiosyncratic ideological reasons. We have an anti-war protest movement blazing up among young people across University campuses nationwide and being met with panicked repression from sclerotic college administrations wielding a post-BLM police force that recognizes no need for restraint and the right wing gangs who work alongside them to create the conditions of violence required for police to justify the use of force on protesters, in the unlikely event they ever need to justify it.
Extremist militias are prepping for the ascension of a vindictive authoritarian monster, bent on revenge against the political and cultural elites who are paradoxically delighted at the prospect of having him to kick around again.
Also, “pro-Palestinian protesters and pro-Israel counter-protesters at the University of Alabama took turns earnestly screaming ‘Fuck Joe Biden’ at each other.”
Would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear?
I brought five Lightning cables and one USB-C cable. My brain thinks it’s 2014 I guess.
I was a frequent business traveler from the 90s through the 2010s, but I’ve only done one plane trip in the past four-plus years. Funny the things you remember (stuff underwear inside shoes to keep the shoes in shape and save space) and forget (do hotels give you free toothpaste? I know they give you free soap and shampoo but toothpaste? Google says no).
Also, the bits and parts of my previously neatly consolidated travel pack of wallwarts and cords were spread allllllllllll over the house.










Carnival impresario Bob Noell & one of his trained apes [reddit.com]
We started watching Wonka but we wonkad out of it after 45 minutes. OTOH, we got nice naps when the movie put us to sleep, so I’ll count that as a win.
For to-do-list software, I’ve been using Things 3 by Cultured Code for most of the past 14 years, but when I started the new job, at first I thought I wouldn’t be able to continue to use Things, so i switched to Todoist, because it’s a pretty good app and it integrates well with Microsoft Outlook.
Two weeks into the new job, I learned I could use Things after all, and I was getting a little frustrated with Todoist in the Mac. It’s not a native Mac app, and it shows. Working with Todoist seems to require more taps and keystrokes than it should, and sometimes menus scroll off the top or bottom of the screen, requiring scrolling to see everything. And Todoist doesn’t support start dates for tasks, which I find important to my workflow.
This gave me an opportunity to start fresh and reevaluate task management software. Going back to Things would be about the same amount of work as just starting with something new. And Things is rigid—it works great if your brain works like Things wants it to, but I was finding it a bit difficult to work with.
Switching to-do apps is dangerous for me! I have wasted a lot of time fiddling with productivity apps. While I usually come back to Things, I’ve also tried OmniFocus, Todoist, the Tasks plugin for Obsidian, TickTick, Workflowy, Remember the Milk, Microsoft To Do, Taskpaper, todo.txt, bullet journaling and probably others I’m forgetting about.
I realized that what I want is something like Todoist but with a nicer Mac app, and with support for start dates.
So I went to Omnifocus. Here are some first impressions:
Pluses:
Also added to the plus column: Omnifocus is, as far as I can determine, unique among task managers in that it’s very easy to import and export task lists in human-readable format. So if I want to do housecleaning on the task manager—get rid of projects I’m not going to get to anytime soon—without outright deleting the projects, Omnifocus will let me easily do that.
Minuses:
Could go either way—maybe a plus, maybe a minus, maybe no big deal:
… you don’t need a low-level understanding of the neural networks at the core of large language models in order to align with the grain of that architecture. Although I can’t explain how LLMs work – arguably nobody can – I’m able to use them effectively, and I’ve begun to codify a set of guiding principles.
Here’s my list:
- Think out loud
- Never trust, always verify
- Use a team of assistants
- Ask for choral explanations
- Outsource pattern recognition
- Automate transformations
- Learn by doing
Good rules here. I’ll add a couple of guidelines:
Don’t pretend the AI is intelligent or conscious. It’s fancy autocomplete. When you talk to the AI, you’re talking to a version of yourself.
Also: The AI doesn’t have feelings. Take advantage of that. The AI is never going to get bored or discouraged. (But don’t be cruel to the AI—it’s a bad idea to be cruel, even to an inanimate object that cannot suffer.)
More like NOPE in a jar amirite
Californians voters will be asked to vote on two opposite initiatives: One will enshrine same-sex marriage into law, formally repealing Proposition 8 in case the U.S. Supreme Court overturns Obergefell. The second would enshrine transphobia. [voiceofsandiego.org]
Utahns reunited with pet cat they accidentally shipped with Amazon return [ksltv.com]
A Catholic advocacy group created an AI chatbot to answer religious questions. The bot claimed to be a priest, said masturbation is a “grave moral disorder” and that it’s OK to baptize babies in Gatorade. [businessinsider.com]
One Tin Soldier youtu.be/o8JtNHGSO…
Written by Dennis Lambert and Brian Potter, first recorded by Canadian folk group The Original Caste. A 1971 cover by Jinx Dawson, lead vocalist of Coven, became a hit in the US after being featured in the movie “Billy Jack.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Tin_Soldier
I’m pretty sure we had this 45 when I was a kid.
I never saw Billy Jack, although my 8th Grade social studies class did a table reading from the paperback version of the script over the course of several days. Our teacher, Mr. Geig, was a hippie. I also read the Mad Magazine parody.
Here’s a trailer of the movie.
It looks … earnest.
“Coven” was a pioneering metal band that used occult themes, and introduced the “sign of horns” to metal.
“One Tin Soldier” is an example of a “strophic ballad,” where all the verses are sung to the same music.
It is also an example of the pop genre, “This song isn’t long enough so just repeat a couple of bits of it so it fills out the 45.”
Also: “Billy Don’t Be a Hero,” by Paper Lace (1974) youtu.be/T2seUCc3o…
Paper Lace didn’t succeed with the song—Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods recorded the hit version.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Don%27t_Be_a_Hero
Here are Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods. They are 70s-tastic.
However, Paper Lace—“reportedly the most successful band Nottingham ever produced”—scored a hit with “The Night Chicago Died,” which is a fun song and this is a fun video.
And here’s “Knock Three TImes” by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
I had a conversation with a new neighbor. His name is Oscar. He has a husband, whose name is not Felix. This seems like a lost opportunity.
One of our neighbors has a new dog, a big rambunctious golden retriever that repeatedly jumped up on me to say hello. Our neighbor would drag the dog away and the dog would race back and jump up on me again.
This was despite my attempts to discourage the dog by (1) skritching her behind her ears (2) rubbing the dog’s cheeks and (3) telling the dog she was a beautiful girl and very sweet.
I was abruptly jarred out of a sound sleep by terrible screaming. At first I thought Julie was in great distress next to me. Then I thought it might be a siren close by the house.
Then I figured out what it was. One of the cats was meowing. Loudly and directly into my ear. She wanted me to pay attention to her, so I reached out and gave her skritches, which I’m sure will not enforce this negative behavior.
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Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws [theshovel.com.au]
Nurses Protest “Deeply Troubling” Use of AI in Hospitals [404media.co]
The specific process by which Google enshittified its search [pluralistic.net] — Cory Doctorow @pluralistic@mamot.fr
Andrew J. Hawkins [theverge.com]:
During last night’s earnings call with investors, Elon Musk threw out an all-time late-night dorm room bong sesh of an idea: what if AWS, but for Tesla?
Musk, who loves to riff on earnings calls, compared the unused compute power of millions of idle Tesla vehicles to Amazon’s cloud service business. If they’re just sitting there, he mused, why not put them to good use to run AI models? (Also, have you ever really looked at your hands? No, I mean really looked?)

Something I wrote: Blue Planet OSS lets you BYO AI fierce-network.com — Telcos can beef up back-office operations by bringing their favorite AI to Blue Planet’s Cloud Native Platform for OSS.