2020
Feds are seizing medical supplies from hospitals without saying what they’re doing with it [Noam N. Levey/LA Times]
“In order to have confidence in the distribution system, to know that it is being done in an equitable manner, you have to have transparency,” says Dr. John Hick, a Minnesota emergency physician.
“Are they stockpiling this stuff? Are they distributing it? We don’t know,” one official said. “And are we going to ever get any of it back if we need supplies? It would be nice to know these things.”
New study investigates California’s possible herd immunity to COVID-19 [Caitlin Conrad/KSBW]
Scientists are investigating the possiblity that California was infected with coronavirus early — in the fall. The mystery is that California gets more visitors from China than other states do, and yet has a relatively low infection rate.
The 10 Most Offensive Movies Ever Made [Keith Langston/Screenrant]
(1) The writer Tad Williams and his wife, Deb, had a cat named “Henry, Portrait of a Serial Kitten.” Or just Henry. Tad told wonderful stories about that cat, and Julie and I got to meet the cat, who was indeed wonderful.
(2) The following would be great names for podcasts: “I Spit On Your Grave,” “The Human Centipede,” and “Cannibal Holocaust.”
Swiss physicist Nicolas Gisin may have solved one of the fundamental mysteries of physics: Does time exist?
Does Time Really Flow? New Clues Come From a Century-Old Approach to Math
Relativity makes no distinction between past, present and future; they are all fixed. In relativity, “now” does not exist.
In real life, though, we know that time flows from past to future and we live in the now. Quantum mechanics agrees with real life.
How to resolve the contradiction?
Gisin thinks he has, using an obscure, turn-of-the-20th Century branch of mathematics.
Gisin’s theory, if borne out, would explain the nature of time, reconcile classical and quantum mechanics, explain whether numbers are real, describe the nature of “now,” and might require physicists to invent a whole new kind of mathematics. Kind of a big deal!
[Natalie Wolchover/Quanta Magazine]
Coronavirus breaks my iPhone: FaceID doesn't work when you wear a mask
Privileged person problem: When I go to the supermarket, I keep the shopping list on my iPhone. When I’m wearing a mask, Face ID doesn’t recognize me. I have to open my iPhone by entering the passcode a dozen times or more.
I heard about a feature called “Setup Alternate Appearance” for situations where you have an “appearance that can look vastly different.”
I tried it with my mask on this morning. Nope, didn’t work. It said I had something obscuring my face and I should try again.
Joanna Stern has more on the whys and wherefores at the Wall Street Journal. The iPhone needs to see your eyes, nose and mouth. It’ll work for many sunglasses but not all. It supposedly works when men grow and shave off facial hair, and when women wear or don’t wear makeup.
There’s apparently a workaround to the mask problem: masks printed with images of the lower parts of faces on them!
Doctors who’ve been living with this problem for years offer suggestions: Just use pen and paper, bunch up your interactions with the iPhone in batches all at once, tell someone you trust to unlock the phone for you, ir continue typing in your passcode like a savage.
Stern notes, and I can confirm, that you can punch in your passcode and otherwise use your iPhone while wearing thin nitrile gloves on with trivial additional inconvenience. 🌕
Cory Doctorow's Pluralistic.net: Cleveland Plain Dealer massacre; TSA child molesters and more
Today on Cory Doctorow’s Pluralistic.net
Cleveland Plain Dealer’s new owners massacre staff
The owners of the Cleveland Plain Dealer laid off all but 14 of the newsroom staff, then prohibited the survivors from covering the beats they’ve mastered over decades, giving those roles over to the non-unionized staff at cleveland.com. …
Among those affected: Ginger Christ, the paper’s health reporter, who has been stripped of her beat during a pandemic.
This during the largest public emergency in the last 75 years. Peak parasitic capitalism.
The TSA wanted to inspect a 16-year-old trans girl’s genitals
The scanner operator “she told Jamii she must go to a private room, expose herself, and let her ‘feel up in there.’ That is, a TSA supervisor demanded to molest a child.”
When her mother refused, TSA called in the police and top TSA managers. They were eventually released and drove 600 miles rather than flying.
The TSA previously strip-searched a grandmother on Mother’s Day to get a look at her sanitary napkin, and penetrated another woman’s vulva and “falsely told her that she could not refuse the search and abandon her trip and threatened to physically restrain her if she didn’t submit.”
Also:
- The 400-year-old Bannatyne Manuscript may not be the oldest surviving F-bomb. Roger Fuckebythenavele ftw.
- Excellent public domain Zoom backgrounds. Alas, my MBP is too underpowered to use Zoom backgrounds. I have not been moved to buy a greenscreen but these backgrounds may change my mind!
- Monster-themed COVID PSAs.
What will you do the day social distancing ends?
I think we’ll be cautious and not rush out to any restaurants or crowded social gatherings.
But I think I’ll absolutely take the dog to the park, Lake Murray, where we used to walk every day. Stop and talk to people. Let Minnie sniff out some other dogs. That sounds lovely. With Julie of course if she wants to come. 🌕
It’s tried and true. And also, according to this article, not hard to learn.
I do recall a remark by a programmer a few years ago – once you’ve learned one or two languages, it’s not hard to pick up another.
I took a couple of computer science classes in late 1979 as a college freshman. EVEN THEN we were taught COBOL was obsolete!
[Dave Gershgorn/OneZero]
Rules Rewritten: Managing Data Centers Through the Pandemic: Data center operators are reducing headcount to minimize coronavirus exposure, and these reductions may become permanent. [Scott Fulton III/IT Pro Today]
This looks like a useful new feature on Inoreader: Convert Almost Any Webpage Into RSS Feed With Inoreader’s Web Feeds
Inoreader will let you subscribe to updates for web pages even when those pages don’t offer RSS feeds.
Whenever you see a web page with a series of updates, be it news articles, blog posts, classifieds, product updates, weather alerts, practically any series of HTML links, Inoreader should be able to present it as an RSS feed. This feed will then be continuously updated, and any new links added to the list will pop up as articles inside Inoreader. Just like any regular feed.
I’m guessing it does a little screen-scraping and looks for patterns in text.
Social distancing is getting hard in our house. And we’re normally people who have a limitless capacity for solitude and not going out.
500-year-old manuscript contains one of earliest known uses of the “F-word”
Scotland is the home of a 500-year-old medieval manuscript containing the oldest extant written F-bomb.
“The profanity appears in a poem recorded by a bored student in Edinburgh while under lockdown as the plague ravaged Europe…. The poem is getting renewed attention thanks to its inclusion in a forthcoming BBC Scotland documentary exploring the country’s long, proud tradition of swearing, ‘Scotland—Contains Strong Language.'”
That is darn interesting.
[Jennifer Ouellette/Ars Technica]
Life Without Toilet Paper Is Better
Frank Bures at Vice:
If you were walking barefoot through your yard, and felt the unpleasant squish of fresh dog do through your toes, what would be your reaction? Would you think, “Geez, I need to get some dry, easily torn paper to smear this off my foot”?
No. You would quickly get yourself to a hose, or a sink. You would find some soap. And you would scrub your foot off using your hands.”
Don’t thank me for sharing this.
Really. Don’t. I don’t ever want to discuss it.
Shkreli’s plea from prison: Free me and I’ll cure COVID-19 [Beth Mole/Ars Technica]: Disgraced pharma exec, best known for raising the price of a lifesaving medicine from $13.50 a pill to $750, goes full supervillain.
This is what happens when a narcissist runs a crisis
Jennifer Senior at the New York Times:
Since the early days of the Trump administration, an impassioned group of mental health professionals have warned the public about the president’s cramped and disordered mind, a darkened attic of fluttering bats….
Faced with a historic public health crisis, Trump could have assembled a first-rate company of disaster preparedness experts. Instead he gave the job to his son-in-law, a man-child of breathtaking vapidity….
Trump is genuinely afraid to lead. He can’t bring himself to make robust use of the Defense Production Act, because the buck would stop with him. (To this day, he insists states should be acquiring their own ventilators.) When asked about delays in testing, he said, “I don’t take responsibility at all.” During Friday’s news conference, he added the tests “we inherited were “broken, were obsolete,” when this form of coronavirus didn’t even exist under his predecessor.
This sounds an awful lot like one of the three sentences that Homer Simpson swears will get you through life: “It was like that when I got here.”
White House creates ‘Team Telecom’ to probe whether foreign telcos should be allowed near US networks [Tom Claburn/The Register]
New Jersey seeks COBOL programmers to fix unemployment system: “… many of the state’s systems use older mainframes, and those systems are now seeing record demand for services as the coronavirus outbreak disrupts the economy.” [Kif Leswing/CNBC]
Cato Networks raises $77 million for cloud security platform that protects remote workforces
Cato Networks, which provides SD-WAN and other Secure Access Service Edge (SASE) connectivity, raises $77M additional funding, on top of $55M last year for a total of more than $200M. [Chris O’Brien/VentureBeat]
Cato securely connects remote workers and branch offices, which is of course kind of a big deal right now.
I’ve been doing a little work for Cato this year.
Cambridge Analytica and other abusers killed the open, collaborative, API-driven Web 2.0. “It’s amazing, in hindsight, just how naively open everything was back then.”
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A delightful video that takes a surprisingly philosophical and optimistic turn.
Photos of a computer shop that’s been locked since 2001, when the store owner, who also owned the strip mall it sits in, went bankrupt. [Cory Doctorow/Pluralistic]
Gateway 2000 PCs, LCD displays, and big beige CPUs with big fans!